AHAHAHA.

Yeah.

HIIII.

Just to give a general ~fandom update~. I’ve been watching FlashForward – it got so epic Monday, aldkjhdg Dominic Monaghan! I knew he was coming but it was still amazing to see. Also, lol, I ship Mark & Lloyd, which is like, way to miss the point, plz. But Demetri and his wife are too cute for me to ship him with Mark! As for True Blood... atm, it’s smacking a lot of Twilight, and I can’t really get into it, but I’ll stick with it in case it suddenly gets epic or something. I love some of the extra characters, but as of yet Sookie irritates me (as much as Anna Paquin is amazing) and I don’t find Stephen Moyer attractive at all. (Am I missing something? o.O) I have no idea if any of you lot are watching this, but owell.

ALSO, have some first line memes. Because they are epic.

1. Open up iTunes, yadda yadda
2. Go to “Top 25 Most Played” and type out the first line of the songs.
3. YOU GUYS HAVE TO GUESS, OK? NO GOOGLING. And no looking at my last.fm, it’s cheating.

1. [lol Smokin’ Aces soundtrack, Dead Reckoning – Clint Mansell. It is lyric-less, so I don’t think anyone’ll get that.]

2. With your feet in the air and your head on the ground (This is my ringtone atm.) Pixies - Where Is My Mind

3. I see your dirty face hide behind your collar Let it Rock - Kevin Rudolf

4. I've been roaming around, I was looking down at all I see Kings of Leon - Use Somebody

5. Come on, though you try to discredit you’ll never still edit the needle, I’ll thread it

6. I hardly think I’m qualified to come across all sanctified, I just don’t cut it with the cherubim (If anyone gets that I will love them forever.) It's Tough to be a God - Road to El Dorado

7. You’re just too good to be true (This is a cover version.)

8. Oh well in five years time we could be walking round a zoo

9. I can see you stalking like a predator I’ve been here before

10. Deep in the bosom of the gentle night is when I search for the light

11. Fear and panic in the air, I want to be free from desolation and despair (lol, no one’s going to get that one.) Muse - Map of the Problematique

12. Paranoia is in bloom, the PR transmissions will resume (Or that one.)

13. Always and forever is forever young; your shadow on the pavement, dark side of the sun

14. Laura, can't you give me some time? I got to give myself one more chance

15. You came into my life, you cannot separate yourself Iglu & Hartly - In This City

16. Stay away from me, build a fortress and shield your beliefs (Or that one.)

17. If I was a flower growing wild and free, all I'd want is you to be my sweet honey bee

18. I don't need no tv, I don't need no news

19. Heard you're new in town, want someone to show you 'round

20. You can't manufacture a miracle, the silence was pitiful that day (This song has basically got me through the last few weeks.)

21. I am all of the above babe, Johnny long strokes to the grave

22. I've sung some songs that were lame, I've slept with girls on the game

23. So I'm there charging around with a juggernaut brow

24. Come and hold my hand, I wanna contact the living

25. It's a blue, bright blue Saturday

ALSO. This one is particularly epic/relevant and I'm hoping someone over here will get these because the people on LJ were useless, lol.

First lines of books meme, omg. Yes. TELL ME WHAT THEY ARE K?

1. The temperature of the room dropped fast. Amulet of Samarkand - Jonathan Stroud

2. I’ve always been fascinated by spiders. Cirque du Freak - Darren Shan

3. Fog rose from the river, great billows of white weaving into the soot and smoke of the city of Corvere, to become the hybrid thing that the more popular newspapers called smog and The Times “miasmic fog”.

4. Ho Chi Min City in the summer. Artemis Fowl - Eoin Colfer

5. The Witch descended the top steps of the Palace.

6. There is no lake at Camp Green Lake. Holes - Louis Sachar

7. The flotillas of the dead sailed around the world on underwater rivers. (The first of his I ever read and still one of my favourites.)

8. It was 7 minutes after midnight.

9. Snowman wakes before dawn.

10. The artist is the creator of beautiful things.

Ahaha so yeah my life is crazy and shizz but I won't bore you with the details memes are my way of saying everything is A-OKAY over here.